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FIELD NOTESREAD BEFORE THE DECK
Deal-room literacy
Know where the pitch hides things.
01 / TERMS
The valuation is not the price tag.
Pre-money, post-money, security type and preferences can make identical headline valuations produce very different outcomes.
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What exactly do I own, and who gets paid first?
02 / FLOW
Primary vs. secondary: who gets your dollar?
Primary capital funds the company. Secondary capital buys an existing holder’s stake. The difference changes both the pitch and the risk.
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Does this transaction extend runway—or only provide liquidity?
03 / TRACTION
The question inside every growth slide.
A rate without a base, period, cohort or acquisition cost is decoration. Growth becomes useful only when it explains durability.
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What had to be spent, discounted or concentrated to create it?
Somebody is always standing in a room asking for money.
We put you in the chair the money sits in.
THE PITCH AS THE ROOM HEARD IT+THE QUESTION IT WAS BUILT TO DODGE+THE HOUSE CALL
FAQBEFORE YOU TAKE THE MEETING
The fine print, plainly
Good questions before good stories.
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02What does “take the meeting” actually mean?+
It means the thesis survives a first pass and deserves more diligence. It does not mean invest. “Pass” means the current evidence, terms or unanswered question does not justify more attention—new facts can change that call.
03Can normal investors access private-market deals?+
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